Sep 29, 2007

some stupid americans

there are such retarded americans around, and these frivolous lawsuits can only be found in the US of A. such as this.

a women is suing apple for $1 million in damages AND wants the court to grant her 3 times the damages meaning $3 million, because apple dropped the price of the iphone, and ATT and Apple FORCED her into a 2 year contract with termination fee.

i feel so sad for this women, she must have never owned a cell in her life, nor purchase anything in her life. (plasma TV anyone? the price dropped liked in hundreds in matters of day).

i am camping outside NTUC, when the price of the apples (HAHAHAHA!!! pun) drop, i will sue NTUC for causing emotional trauma with damages of $1 million. Also i am going to stand outside Shell, when the petrol prices rise or drops, i am suing them

and of course the pre-emptive lawsuits against everyone, just in case.

kinda reminds you of the women who sued mcdonalds for not telling her that her hot coffee was hot huh!!!

why is no one telling me my ice cream is cold!! SUE SUE SUE!

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