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by Kway Png

After former Speaker of Parliament Mr Tan Soo Khoon likened several government buildings to five star hotels during the budget debate, the Ministry of Education, far from treating it as criticism, is now launching special holiday packages.

"We would like to thank Mr. Tan for such a brilliant idea," said MoE spokesman Mr. Kah Ghin Nah from his office, sorry, suite in the gleaming new tower off Buona Vista. "Opening up the Ministry will really help us get revenue to offset the losses caused by the dip in income tax."

The MoE has devised several mix-and-match items to form a perfect 'get away from it all' itinerary, such as:

- E.Z., P.E.Z: Getting flabby from sitting in the office all day? Why not have a weekend of exercise with P.E. teachers who are running the Trim and Fit (T.A.F.) programme? Healthy meals provided, so after burping, you can do burpees!

- From Sir With Love: Stressed? Sore and aching muscles? Forget those expensive spas! Come to the MoE and get a good massage by school teachers currently on secondment to the Ministry as molest charges against them are being investigated!

- Spare the Rod and Spoil The Holiday: Your local dominatrix getting a little tired? Why not have a spanking good time with the Discipline Mistresses at the MoE? After all, who should know better about Corporal Punishment than a Ministry headed by a Rear Admiral?

"We're even thinking of some cruises with schoolkids," said Mr. Kah. "Naughty boys and nautical ministers... it has a nice ring to it."

Check in time for all suites at the MoE will be at 5 pm, when the staff leave.

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