now apparently, paris hilton is being sought after by an old, childish and petulant asian. yes none other than sim wong who? he's asking ms hilton to be the spoke person for the creative zen micro. so now if you want to be just like paris hilton, sucking someones d*ck and being f**k on video, go get a creative zen micro.

strange images of a new home video with ms h*lton being laid while listening to a pink creative zen micro is surging through my head now. so yes, from the men who brought you the "color co-ordinate you zen micro" campaign, now comes ms h*lton. i mean like i really hate color cordination freaks. i once had a teacher, who wore red sari with red hangbags with red ear-rings with red shoes; or green or blue. and thats like major fashion disaster. so i you want to be the next fashion disaster and paris hilton, go get a pink zen micro with pink speakers with pink ....

oh yes, an astonishing figure. the zen micro sold 10,000 in a week. iPod shuffle sold 1.5 million in a month, yes the shuffle alone, not counting in the pods and the mini pods. and on amazon, top 10 mp3 players, 10 out of 10 are ipods. lalalalala